Day 645: Full Previous Woman

I unsubscribed from the mailing list of a dating website (which I swear, I SWEAR I've already unsubscribed from many times, but I feel that way about many of the hundreds of marketing emails I get - shit, didn't I already tell them to leave me alone?).

Full Previous Woman?

The message on the page delighted me: Full Previous Woman List. That makes me a previous woman. Does that mean previous as in 'that's a bit previous', like what you'd say if a date grabbed your tit before he shook your hand or kissed you on the cheek? Or previous like 'been there, done that'. 

The irony is, I never actually used it. There was a thing they were doing that sounded like fun so I signed up. Hundreds of jolly, joshy emails later, I found I absolutely couldn't be arsed to even read the subject line. I do hate to be 'animated' by marketing people. And all the events looked like massive, trendy piss-ups, which is so far from my cup of meat, I hardly knew what to do with myself.

But Full Previous Woman? In a way, I kind of like it. My fantasy FPW me is buxomer and more brash. She takes what she wants on that front, whether the quailing, quaking man wants it or not. If he doesn't want it, he'd better pluck some up and say so.